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Perfect Day
Perfect Day
picture a perfect day for him and her:


 the Perfect Day for her

08.15     Wake up to hugs and kisses.
08.30     Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.
08.45     Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
09.15     Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00     Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.
10.30     Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12.00     Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12.45     Catch sight of husband's ex and notices she has gained 7kg
01.00     Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
03.00     Nap.
04.00     Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer.
04.15      Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
05.30     Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.
07.30     Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.
10.00      Hot shower (alone).
10:50     Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
11.00      Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15       Fall asleep in his big strong arms.


 the Perfect Day for him

06.00     Alarm.
06.15      Blow job.
06.30     Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.
07.00     Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench.
07.30     Limo arrives.
07.45     Several Whiskeys en-route to airport.
09.15      Flight in personal Lear Jet.
09.30     Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job enroute).
09.45     Play front nine (2 under).
11.45       Lunch: Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12.15       Blow job.
12.30      Play back nine (4 under).
02.15      Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys).
02.30     Fly to Monte Carlo.
03.30     Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude).
04.30     Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
05.00     Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson.
06.45     Shit, Shower and Shave.
07.00     Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and porn legalised.
07.30     Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet Steak followed by Ice cream served on a pair of tits.
09.00     Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size. TV as you watch international match of the day; England beat Germany 5-0.
09.30     Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies).
11.00      Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
11.30      A night cap blowjob.
11.45       In bed alone.
11.50      A 12-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.



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