This is my neighbor:

She’s single…

She lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my living room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door…

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, “I just got home, and I am so randy! I have this

strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?”

I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free… I have no plans at all!”

Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?”

 

It’s no fun being old!!!

My neighbor
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