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Reuters
Reuters
Reuters News Flash

Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide".

There are only two higher levels in France - "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively
crippling their military

- Reuters




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