Lost my job with the Samaritans
I don’t know why I was just sacked from my job with the Samaritans;
they wouldn’t talk to me about it.
A guy called, phoned and said,
“I’m Abdul Mohammed: and I’m going to kill myself. I’m lying on the railway track now
waiting for the train to come”.
All I said was,
“Remain calm and stay on the line” . ..
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