Jane  and Mary are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoking their favourite Camel cigarettes, when  it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end,  puts it over  her cigarette, and continues smoking.


Mary  : What in the hell is that?


Jane:  A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.


Mary  : Where did you get it?




Jane:  You can get them at any drugstore.


 The  next day, Mary hobbles herself into the local drugstore and  announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.


 The  pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of  strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very  delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.


‘Doesn’t  matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.’



 The  pharmacist fainted.

Jane and Mary
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