An elderly  man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had  a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped  for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic  tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and  peach trees.

One  evening the old farmer decided to go down to the  pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and  look it over.

He  grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some  fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard  voices shouting and laughing with glee. 

As he  came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young  women skinny-dipping in his  pond.

He  made the women aware of his presence and they  all went to the deep end.

One of  the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out  until you leave!’

The old man  frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you  ladies swim naked or make you get out of the  pond naked.’

Holding  the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the  alligator…”

Some  old men can still think  fast.

Fast Thinking
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