jokes

The Difference Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls (As in “that guy really has guts” or “he really has balls”) There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.  We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do

Une nana très laide et très méchante fait ses courses chez Carrefour avec ses 2 gamins super laids et très méchants ! A la caisse, l’hôtesse lui dit : – “Bonjour madame, charmants vos enfants, ce sont des jumeaux ?”

I was sitting at the computer the other day and called out to my wife, “WHEN I DIE I’M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, LOVE!” she shouted back: “YOU ALREADY DO YOU LAZY BASTARD !!!”

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son’s house.   She knocked on the door and then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in- law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma

TEN BEST CADDY REMARKS #10 Golfer: “ThinkI’m going to drown myself in the lake.” Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?” #9 Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.” Caddy: “Try heaven,

THE TAX MAN CALLS. The Taxman decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the Tax office. The taxman was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his accountant. The taxman said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and

The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.   “What happened Paddy?” she asks anxiously. “What happened?? I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my

Un homme d’affaires fait la rencontre d’une très belle femme… Après quelques heures, ils conviennent de passer la nuit ensemble moyennant un montant de 500 euros que Monsieur versera à Madame.   Au petit matin, l’homme d’affaires dit à la

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your

The Story of Adam & Eve’s Pets Adam and Eve said, ‘Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for

1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead’s. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol. 3. I live in my own little world but it’s OK; everyone knows me