Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
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In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
“Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels.”
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On a Plumber’s Truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
And:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
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On a Church’s Bill Board:
“7 days without God makes one weak.”
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At a Tyre Store:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”
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On an Electrician’s Truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”
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In a Non-smoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we assume you are on fire
and will take appropriate action!”
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On a Maternity Room Door:
“Push! Push! Push!”
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At an Optometrist’s Office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
you’ve come to the right place!”
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On a Taxidermist’s Window:
“We really know our stuff.”
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On a Fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”
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At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment!”
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
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In a Vets Waiting Room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
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In a Restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up!”
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In the Front Yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We can wait!”
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And don’t forget the sign at a
Radiator Shop:
“Best place in town to take a leak.”
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