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Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:

“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

 

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In a Podiatrist’s office:

“Time wounds all heels.”

 

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

“Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels.”

 

 

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On a Plumber’s Truck:

“We repair what your husband fixed.”

And:

“Don’t sleep with a drip.  Call your plumber.”

 

 

 

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On a Church’s Bill Board:

“7 days without God makes one weak.”

 

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At a Tyre Store:

“Invite us to your next blowout.”

 

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On an Electrician’s Truck:

“Let us remove your shorts.”

 

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In a Non-smoking Area:

“If we see smoke, we assume you are on fire

and will take appropriate action!”

 

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On a Maternity Room Door:

“Push!  Push!  Push!”

 

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At an Optometrist’s Office:

“If you don’t see what you’re looking for,

you’ve come to the right place!”

 

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On a Taxidermist’s Window:

“We really know our stuff.”

 

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On a Fence:

“Salesmen welcome!  Dog food is expensive!”

 

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At a Car Dealership:

“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment!”

 

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

 

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In a Vets Waiting Room:

“Be back in 5 minutes.  Sit!  Stay!”

 

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In a Restaurant window:

“Don’t stand there and be hungry.  Come on in and get fed up!”

 

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In the Front Yard of a Funeral Home:

“Drive carefully.  We can wait!”

 

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And don’t forget the sign at a

Radiator Shop:

“Best place in town to take a leak.”

 

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