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the Pirat
the Pirat
A fisherman meets a pirate on a pier and they take turns recounting their
adventures at sea. Seeing the pirate's peg-leg, hook, and eye patch the
fisherman asks: "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"


The pirate replies: "We was caught in a monster storm off the cape and a
giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they were pullin' me out a shark
appeared and bit me leg off".


"Blimey!" said the fisherman. "What about the hook"? "Ahhhh..." said the
pirate, "We were boardin' a trader ship, pistols blastin' and swords
swingin' this way and that and in the battle me hand got chopped off."


"Blimey!", remarked the fisherman. "And how did you get the eye patch?"


"A seagull droppin' fell into me eye", answered the pirate.


"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?", the fisherman asked in
amazement.


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