Man of the house
 
 
A husband had just finished reading the book, ‘MAN OF THE HOUSE’.

 

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a finger in her face, he said,
“From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!

 

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

 

Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

 

His wife replied, “The f-cking funeral director would be my guess.”
Man of the house
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