Catholic Hairdryer

priestCatholic Hairdryer

In  parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin.
However,  instructions also advised that using a bit of
imagination was OK to  express the truth differently without lying.
Below is a perfect example  of those Teachings:

Getting a Hairdryer Through  Customs…..

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked  the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course  child. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought my mother an expensive  hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs  limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could  carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your Robes  perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I  will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question  you.”

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go  first.

The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to  declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to  declare.”

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And  what do you have to Declare from your waist to the floor?”

“I have  a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to  date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead,  Father. Next please!”