Bless her little heart…..How sweet……..The secret to long life…

 

 

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:,

 

She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

 

“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”

 

“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.

On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t exercise at all.

 

 

“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

 

 

“Forty,” she replied

Bless her little heart
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