The Love Dress

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son’s house.   She knocked on the door and then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in- law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma

Punography

I tried to catch some fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make

Certainties

The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow  and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.. “May I help you sir?” she asked .. “I want to see Valerie,” the man replied ..

Tech Support

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such

Witty Signs

  Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”   **************************   In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”   **************************   On a Septic Tank Truck: “Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels.”     **************************   On a